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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via gloriouschainsawmethod)

— 58 minutes ago with 36558 notes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via tartan-cat)

— 1 hour ago with 933054 notes
#that last face 
kosherqueer:

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

this is 100% the web content i need

kosherqueer:

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

this is 100% the web content i need

(via tartan-cat)

— 4 hours ago with 29472 notes

famphic:

i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

(via hopeblisters)

— 4 hours ago with 54215 notes

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via tartan-cat)

— 4 hours ago with 465552 notes
"Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains."
Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett (via ageekyreader)

(via gloriouschainsawmethod)

— 9 hours ago with 78 notes

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via theaveybear)

— 10 hours ago with 111373 notes
why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

basyvern:

ventusrex:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so important to me

sky puppies

sky puppies

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— 1 day ago with 158718 notes