reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
"Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains."
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills